Thursday, June 10, 2010

Rafa Nadal: Surprise 20-minute practice session in the rain at Queen's Open!

Oh, pu-leeze! So, Rafa takes practice session in the rain.  Why thees make the news?  Eh!?  Let's remember, the rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain, shall we?! -oo- He's used to playing tennis in the rain.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Well, Contessa ChiChi got another surprize for you, amigos.  Rafa has practice sessions in the shower.

I know thees because he sings in the shower and makes big racket. Tengo que decirlo callarse, a veces.   But he'sa such a hoot when he sings; you know hees  game-face sneer when he'sa pumping air after a winner?  Well, that's what he does when he sings.  He look like singer Elvis. Remember heem with hees whiplash sneer, curled lip and swivel hips? Well - Rafa does that, too, when he sings - only more manly and more convincingly.  But, that'sa my Ruffie for ya!


Hola! Gotta go now, amigos!

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

BINGO! We got a winner here! Nadal wins FO clay then reaches 3rd round, clay-to-grass court, in Queen's Club

You rock, Rafa, sweetie!  Vamos!  Watching you take thees match in straight sets, 6-2 6-2, against Brazil's Marcos Daniel was a bee-u-ti-ful sight.  Looks like you're gonna be a force to contend with this year; watch out ballers, si?  It makes me heart sing to see you playing so magnificently again, Raf! See ya at Wimbledon!  Can't wait.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Rafa Nadal bests Jurgen Melzer to reach French Open Final

My Ruffie knocked the stuffing outta thees Swedish Jurgen Melzer een their semi-final match today which pits Rafa against Robin Soderling in Sunday's final at the French Open - giving Rafa a chance to win hees fifth FO title.  You weel remember it was Soderling who keeled Rafa's dream of winning last year's French Open by knocking heem out in the 4th round! So watch out, Robin, Ruffie has the fire in his belly for fulfilling his dream thees Roland Garros.  

Vamos, Rafa!
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'American Idol' Lee DeWyze to sing anthem at Game 2 of NBA finals

Hola!  'American Idol' Lee DeWyze to sing anthem at Game 2 of NBA finals -and guess who's gonna be his bodyguard  for the event?  *wink*  Contessa ChiChi will take good care of Lee DeWyze, so donna worry, si?

Ahh.. si. Picking up where I left off ..

  ..regarding Mel Content walking een on my party.. all decked out in hees usual sourball attitude.  If you don't stop by here every day you probably don't know that Mel is my handler.  He calls the shots.  And no, NO, I did not like having to go undercover with Christopher Chance, the Human Target, at this time.  But I am on-call basis with the agency.And I'd miss most of my Ruffie's matches if Chance didn't wrap things up in an hour when he works with me..  as things pan out now, I'll manage, just barely, to see the final at FO!
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Oh, and another thing, you should know Rafa knows nothing about my work as an undercover agent.  Nothing.  Nada.  Zada. Zero. Zilch.  By the way - did I mention Rafa doesn't know N.O.T.H.I.N.G. about my being an undercover agent ?!?  So don't go shootin' yer big mouth off about my extracurricular activities, k!?  Think you get thees picture now, si?