Now, eet's true I've been as busy as a 'possum rounding up her kids these past months, some details of which I am not at liberty to speak about here, but suffice to say, for a momento, every body and I do mean every bod-y has cornered or treed me over this necessary hiatus - insinuating - yes - insinuating that me & Ruffie broke up last summer over some stoo-pid swimsuit that he hates!! THIS IS SIMPLY NOT TRUE!!! I will never be seen in thees fishwear again, contrary to thees rumor running rampant in the tennis world. Ay-yi-yi!
..and now I'm off to drink a toast with my friend, Deranged Soviet, and other tennis friends who are celebrating Novak's Aussie win! I think Novak's most dedicated admirer has to be Deranged Soviet. Not only does Deranged Soviet love heem as a baller, but thinks he's hot, too!
I feel a better player now
because physically I'm stronger,
I'm faster and mentally I'm